Much of this poetry on the following pages was a result of writing my book. Sometimes the poems were written in advance of the book and sometimes afterwards.
'Exotic Poetry' should not be offensive...more it is a play on words where the reader can put their own interpretation onto the words. Private individuals may download or print it. Websites may link to it but not copy it without agreement from the writer. Nor may it be used for commercial purposes.
My Secret
twas with Roxan tother Dayee And her be quite a little Dear No don’t ee be zilly and play’ Not the Deer with horns, Holly Dear
Said Pansy potter in a voice That was from Devon and quite Horse Much deeper than Cats Rats or Mice More like Mummy, swearing, of course
I’s has come a way cross country To be with Holly and Roxan We’ll start a flying school Sunday Or, soon as my wings stop growin
I’ll shine my shoes and bridle Plus put a curl in my long horn Us’ull hang tight on the Zaddle ‘cause my secrect? I’m a Unicorn
Frenzy
Look out folks it is SQA time Nip and tuck to the Audit This is a way to a dime If it looks too bad hide it
In a place Nick cannot find Where only small crabs can go Out of sight is out of mind
Zombie crab, green hair aglow Eight great legs scuttling says no Let us do it right this time I hate places full of po
Let us work harder, longer To rid this dear place of slime Work effectively staff It is a saver of time
On regal visitation SQA said they felt depressed The RC was perfection They’d have to downgrade the rest