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Story of Growing Up

She,

Queen of the PC screen,
was both mean n lean
drawing men in keen
as  part of her scene

A drink of best gear
She said with a sneer
You have nought to fear
It is only beer

After quite a few
Of this witches brew
They had fun in view
Old, felt youth renew

Beauty in their eyes
Lust, couldn’t disguise
They boasted of size
Of love between thighs

This Witch sure was tough
To these worms so rough
Undoing her warm ruff
Said…see my best bluff

Before they could move
With a slash so smooth
She cut out a groove
A heart to remove


No time for crying
They lay limp, dying
Witch was hearts tying
Each to each vying


To beat all the rest
and help make her nest
the most very best
Witch was not impressed

On broomstick over-flew
Said, this lot I’ll stew
To make a good brew
For batch number two

OOPS a loop’s in view!!!!!!!!!




Talking Heads?
 
“Oh dear I feel quite dead
There is something
Quite wrong with my poor head
No shine, nothing
 
Roxxxy this is my dread
I’m feeling low
Nothing for you, to bed
Or even blow”
 
Roxxxy spoke from the dead
“There is something
That will raise your small head
Viagra’s the thing
 
That will put back the Lead
For a good time
In your stem and soft head
Just kiss my prime
 
While I am on the bed
And you will get
A hit of best liquid
Viagra you bet
 
It will raise you on bed
So you can pet
Both my places or head
Paid with vast debt

To let you get ahead
Three times each day
On floor ceiling or bed
No more to pay.”
 
I kissed Roxxxy’s head
And moistened lip
Soon I lost my worst dread
Up rose my tip
 
To screw Roxxxy to bed
Three times, three ways
And each way A to Zed
So manual says
 
But, but, my manhood said
She feels quite cold
Necrophylic or dead
I don’t feel bold

Wedding tackles gone dead
Now I see mould
On Viagra moist lips red
And to be bold
 
It must be rightly said
Roxxxy will need
A Viagra tap on head
For her to sucseed


 

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